Why spey your bitches?

One of the things that I talk a lot about is desexing - I'm a massive advocate for desexing - in fact I think I probably drive some of my clients crazy with how often I tell them/remind them/instruct them to desex their pets.

Now, I've been getting my creativity on and trying to come up with some new slogans that might catch on to help convince the few that I can't charm into it on my own... I apologise for my warped sense of humor and the excessive use of the word fanny...

In addition to coming up with a slogan I've come up with some snap shots of why you should spey your bitches... please feel free to share and give me some feedback...

 

 

spey me today & keep the pyometra away

Spey me today and keep the pyometra away

 

Make me sleeping beauty, not spotting beauty - spey me today

Make me sleeping beauty... not spotting beauty...

 

spey the fanny juice away

 

Spey the fanny juice away

 

spey me today & keep the horny male dogs away

Spey me today and keep the horny male dogs away

 

stop the flow - spey me today

Are you sick of me dripping menstrual blood around the house? I'm sick of licking it up! Desex me & stop the flow

 

crimson wave - spey me today

Stop me riding the crimson wave... I just want to be a beach babe.

 

why spey? why not!

Why spey? Reduce risk of breast cancer later in life. No unwanted pregnancies. Male dog's won't come visiting when she's on heat... because she will no longer come on heat. No false pregnancies (all the hormones & behaviour without any of the puppies). No longer menstruating (aka no fanny juice). No chance of developing pyometra.

Now I think the more important question becomes... WHY NOT?

SPEY YOUR BITCHES

2 Responses

  1. Oh my goodness! Hilarious!! Love the cheesy pick-up lines from the handsome, young male 😉

Leave a comment